Winning the Cold War: LFM Reviews The LA Film Fest’s Disco and Atomic War

[Editor’s Note: LFM is currently covering a series of provocative films debuting this week and next at The Los Angeles Film Festival.]

By Jason Apuzzo. Why, exactly, did the West win the Cold War?

There are many theories. Most of them identify Ronald Reagan’s proposed Strategic Defense Initiative (SDI) or ‘Star Wars’ missile defense system as having been the final tipping point in that epochal conflict, after which point the Soviet Union was no longer capable – militarily, economically, or perhaps even psychologically – of sustaining its Cold War arms race with the United States.

This is certainly true, so far as it goes – and Jaak Kilmi and Kiur Aarma’s extraordinary new documentary Disco & Atomic War certainly credits Reagan’s bold proposal as having had its desired psychological effect on the Soviets.  But that isn’t really the story their film exists to tell.

What if the Cold War was instead won … by David Hasselhoff?  What if American TV shows like Knight Rider and Dallas, or movies like Star Wars and Ninotchka – or lurid, 70s soft-core erotica like Emmanuelle – played an equal (and perhaps even greater) role in bringing down the communist system?  This, essentially, is the subject matter of the  compelling and drolly amusing Estonian/Finnish documentary Disco & Atomic War currently showing at The Los Angeles Film Festival (6/20).

Don't hassle the Hoff: in Estonia he won the Cold War.

Before proceeding further, let me briefly point out that I had the chance to visit Finland and the old Soviet Union during the time period depicted in this documentary – roughly the late 80s.  Finland at that time was a kind of strange, anxious no-man’s land – a Western country that was nonetheless very much within the Soviet sphere of influence.  As a teenager I remember taking the train from Finland into the Soviet Union, and idly fretting over the fact that I was carrying a paperback copy of Tom Clancy’s thriller The Hunt for Red October in my backpack.  Would it get confiscated?  Would I be labelled a spy?  Would some Red Army jerk put a boot in my face?

If such fears seem quaint now, Disco & Atomic War brings them all back in vivid detail – because the purpose of this documentary is to examine the so-called ‘soft power’ influence of American and Western culture on the minds of Soviet citizens living in Estonia at that time, who were able through clever means to watch Finnish television broadcasts emanating from just over the border.  As the film informs us, American popular culture – especially in the form of glamorous TV shows like Dallas – was deeply feared by Soviet authorities due to the ideas and expectations such programming planted in the minds of Soviet citizens.

If what you’re expecting from this film is a dry recitation of Cold War history, though, think again – because Disco & Atomic War is quite simply one of the funniest and most inventive movies I’ve seen in some time.  The film wasn’t at all what I was expecting, or what you should expect from what might otherwise be labelled ‘an Estonian/Finnish documentary about the Cold War’ … which on the face of it sounds rather dull.  Disco is actually a riot of surprises, a mash-up of historical documentary and personal narrative that attempts to put you into the mind of a young person living in a closed, totalitarian society – who is suddenly and shockingly exposed by bootleg TV antennas to … sex and disco, Texas millionaires, robot super-cars, and Luke Skywalker.

Nikolai, crafty creator of contraband TV antennas.

As a young person living in California at the time these things were exciting enough to me … but for young people in Estonia, co-directors Jaak Kilmi and Kiur Aarma make it clear that these pop culture phenomena were nothing short of revolutionary.  Disco & Atomic War meticulously re-creates the Estonia of the late 70s-late 80s, which was apparently used by the Soviet regime as a kind of laboratory experiment for determining the exact repercussions of having a population subjected to a steady stream of Western influence.

That’s right.  [SPOILER ALERT.]  The Soviets secretly allowed the Estonian population to be exposed to Western entertainment emanating from Finland, in order to gauge how their people would respond.  It was a dangerous experiment – one that would prove fatal to the communists’ grip on power.

As Kilmi and Aarma tell it, Estonia was a kind of quiet, Soviet backwater state at the time that just happened to find itself in close proximity not only to Finland … but to giant TV towers constructed by the Finns (with, it was understood, U.S. backing) in order to broadcast American entertainment directly into the Evil Empire.  And what exactly did these daring, constantly-under-threat Finnish TV stations broadcast into Soviet Estonia?  Frothy TV fare like Dallas (a show which, in the eyes of the Estonians, featured “men with brilliant white teeth, and beautiful but unhappy women …  in a land where everyone is a millionaire … a captivating, spiritual seance”); or shows featuring dancing girls and discos (the Americans’ “secret weapon”); or late night reruns of Ninotchka, the delightful Greta Garbo-Billy Wilder satire on Soviet bureaucrats.  There was also Star Wars, George Lucas’ electrifying spectacle that strangely seemed to prefigure both the collapse of the Soviet evil Empire, and the very means (the ‘Star Wars’ missile defense system) by which that Empire was cowed into defeat.

Western siren: Sylvia Kristel as Emmanuelle.

Nothing seems to have had such a great effect on the Estonians, however, as David Hasselhoff’s Knight Rider series … and also the lurid, 70s nudie classic, Emmanuelle.  The two most hilarious sequences in Disco & Atomic War involve recreations of how young Estonian kids would gather around foreign cars and begin speaking into their shiny new digital wrist watches, hoping that the cars would come alive like Hasselhoff’s Pontiac.  In a later sequence, we see almost the entire nation of Estonia struggle with antennas (some made of simple metal pipes, others made with mercury from thermometers) in order to catch fleeting glimpses of curvaceous Sylvia Kristel writhe in passion in Emmanuelle.

What Disco & Atomic War captures is how utterly hopeless Soviet efforts were to counteract these seductive Western entertainments … and if you’re sensing some parallels with our current struggle against the Islamo-fascists, you’re right on the money.  If you watch films like the recent No One Knows About Persian Cats (see the LFM review here), you will form the inescapable conclusion that Iran’s youth are exactly where Estonia’s were some twenty years ago … watching bootlegged Western music and movies, copping rebellious youth attitudes (including punk music), ignoring state restrictions in their daily quest for sex and excitement.  Disco & Atomic War is a kind of visual treatise on this type of ‘soft’ Western power, as opposed to military modes of power, and how utterly explosive these modes of influence can be on shaping the imaginations of a population.  As the film relates, it’s probably no coincidence that the same year Dallas reruns stopped playing illicitly on Soviet TV screens, the Soviet Union collapsed.  [In fact, in his only on-camera interview since being ousted from office, the Soviet puppet dictator of Estonia directly blames Finnish/Western TV broadcasts for the collapse of his own regime.]

I can’t recommend Disco & Atomic War enough, and if you’re in LA on Sunday, June 20th – and anywhere near the vicinity of the downtown around 10pm – I recommend you pop in and see it.  [Click here for more details.]  If there’s any justice in the world, the film will be short-listed for Oscar consideration.  It will show you a side of the Cold War we don’t hear enough about … and give you a sense of what remains our most potent weapon in the battle against tyranny: the alluring freedom of our popular culture.

I’ve embedded the trailer below – which, unfortunately, does not quite do justice to the baroque wit and sophistication of this magnificent little film.

Posted on June 19th, 2010 at 11:32pm.

Hollywood Round-up, 6/18

"Mostly they cast me because of the tie."

By Jason Apuzzo. Leonardo DiCaprio set to play J. Edgar Hoover in new biopic from Clint Eastwood. OK, I’m finding this casting incredibly strange but I’ll roll with it. Hoping this means J. Edgar is (finally) being treated in a more positive light, a la what DiCaprio did with Howard Hughes. For a liberal, DiCaprio sure loves playing right wingers.

Toy Story 3 looking like the likely box office winner for the weekend, while Jonah Hex is tracking miserably. No surprises here. Btw, whose idea was it to feature Josh Brolin’s melted face in the Jonah Hex advertising more than Megan Fox’s?

James Cameron’s gulf spill research group has issued its report. The report concludes that the second act of Avatar actually did not take place under water, it just felt that way.

Sony chief Howard Stringer taking heat for his $8.8 million salary as Sony takes hundreds of millions of dollars in losses. Sir Howard’s a big advocate of 3D, and that apparently includes the dimensions of his compensation package.

• In superhero news, Tron: Legacy will be coming to Comic-Con, and X-Men: First Class is already doing some casting.  I had completely forgotten there was still an X-Men franchise.  The only thing left about that series I like is Hugh Jackman’s jacket.

New, retro-60’s poster released for George Clooney’s forthcoming thriller, The American. The only problem with this film is the misleading title.

• AND IN TODAY’S MOST IMPORTANT NEWS … right across the street from the ongoing LA Film Festival, the Lakers won the NBA title.  And we’re still celebrating.

And that’s what’s happening today in the wonderful world of Hollywood …

Posted on June 18th, 2010 at 5:40pm.

LFM’s Jason Apuzzo on The Fred Thompson Show, 6/18

Jason Apuzzo
Fred Thompson

We want to thank Senator Fred Thompson for having LFM Co-Editor Jason Apuzzo on his national radio show today to talk about MGM’s forthcoming Red Dawn, and other issues we’ve been covering here at LFM.

We want to welcome Fred’s listeners to LFM.  Fred is a warm, engaging person whose extraordinary career has encompassed both Hollywood and Washington – and we thank him for his interest in what we’re doing here at LFM.

To hear the show, and for more information on Fred’s program, please visit the Fred Thompson Show’s official website.  To see Fred in action on-screen, LFM recommends two classics from early in Fred’s career: The Hunt for Red October, and Die Hard 2

Posted on June 18th, 2010 at 11:12am.

24′s Joel Surnow on The Controversy over The Kennedys

"24" Producer Joel Surnow.

By Jason Apuzzo. The LA Times is featuring an interview today with Joel Surnow, creator of TV’s 24 series.  Joel kindly invited Govindini and I to the 24 set a few years back, and at the Fall 2006 Liberty Film Festival we premiered scenes from the pilot of Joel’s comedy show The Half Hour News Hour, a series that later ran on Fox News.  The jokey scenes from the pilot featuring Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter got an especially rapturous response, as I recall.

In the interview Joel discusses his forthcoming miniseries The Kennedys that will be showing on The History Channel.  That series has already been the source of some controversy, as radical left wing documentarian Robert Greenwald (Outfoxed) and his allies in the media have been trying to portray Joel’s series as a hit job against the Kennedy family.  Joel throws a bucket of cold water today on Greenwald’s paranoid speculations, reminding people that the writer of the Kennedys series, Steve Kronish, is actually a liberal Democrat.  Here’s Joel on the controversy surrounding the series:

I think part of it [the controversy] was driven by the fact that it’s going to debut around the 50th anniversary of Kennedy’s inauguration. For those looking to sustain the Camelot image, they’re worried. But they don’t need to be.

In the interview Joel also talks about setting up his own production entity for the series, and the overall benefits of working independently.  We want to wish Joel the best for The Kennedys.  Joel’s been responsible for a lot of great TV projects before, whether on 24 on Le Femme Nikita – and we’re sure this one will be colorful, as well.  One thing is for certain: whatever one thinks of the Kennedy family, they were an important part of American history in the 20th century – and they’ve certainly never been dull …

Posted on June 17th, 2010 at 12:57pm.

DVD Mini-Review: The Book of Eli

Denzel Washington in "The Book of Eli."

By Jason Apuzzo. The pitch: Samurai-style warrior Denzel Washington wanders the post-apocalyptic wasteland carrying the last Bible on Earth. His mission, given to him in a vision, is to carry the Bible west to where a last remnant of civilized humanity can preserve it for generations to come.  Standing in his way is Gary Oldman – the corrupt, tinpot dictator of a Wild West-style town who wants to use Denzel’s Bible for his own nefarious ends.  And caught in the middle, fetchingly, is young prostitute Mila Kunis, who must choose between leaving town with Denzel or remaining in the purgatorial, Dodge City hell of Gary Oldman’s harem …

What works:

• Denzel.  His star power, and the compelling mixture of ruthlessness and humanity he brings to the role, are the best things the film has going for it.  He’s very watchable, particularly in the film’s quieter moments.

• The stylized look and feel of the post-apocalyptic wasteland.  Although the wasteland in Eli isn’t the riotous spectacle that The Road Warrior‘s badlands were, it has a dark, menacing sobriety to it that works well given the film’s theme.

• The basic premise of the film is strong, and holds it together through some clunky sequences.

Denzel Washington and Mila Kunis.

What doesn’t work:

• For the umpteenth time in his career, Gary Oldman isn’t given enough to do other than sneer.  His final face-off with Denzel is anti-climactic in the extreme.

• The film can’t decide whether it’s a kick-ass action thriller, or a serious meditation on Christian faith.  As a result, it ends up being neither.

• Female lead Mila Kunis is too mousy to play sexy … yet too sexy to play mousy.  As a result, she ends up being neither.

The Book of Eli – which is newly out this week on DVD, Blu-Ray and Amazon download (see the LFM Store below) – is really a Western, pure and simple.  My sense is that the film might actually have done better if it hadn’t tried to be some sort of Christian allegory, but had instead depicted Denzel transporting something more mundane across the post-apocalyptic wasteland … like  maybe Julia Child’s Joy of Cooking.  I’m only half-kidding saying that, because the problem with this film – directed by the Hughes brothers – is that it just takes itself far too seriously.  A little humor would’ve helped matters greatly, because the film’s low budget and somewhat ham-handed action sequences are actually far below what we’ve come to expect from big Hollywood action spectacles.  If you come looking for Mad Max, you’re not going to get it in this film.  At the same time, you’re not really getting The Seventh Seal, either.  What you’re getting is something that’s passably entertaining, and modestly thoughtful, but not nearly as cathartic as it could be.

On balance, though, I wish that Hollywood made a lot more pictures of this sort – because with the apocalypse seemingly getting closer by the day, I really need to know what to wear once the bombs start dropping.  And I love Denzel’s shades.

[Special note to Christian audiences of this film: it’s Rated R and is very violent.  Viewer discretion definitely advised.]

Posted on June 16th, 2010 at 11:07pm.

Hollywood Round-up, 6/16

Decades later, Steve McQueen is back in the news.

By Jason Apuzzo. • Robert Downey, Jr. and his wife have formed a production company, and their first project will be to produce Steve McQueen’s script (yes, that Steve McQueen) for Yucatan, the Mexico-motorcycle heist film McQueen wanted to do long ago. Steve’s son Chad will be exec. producing. Although I’m not a huge fan of Downey’s, this is a genuinely great idea and somewhere up above The King of Cool is smiling in his Mustang.

A 3D IMAX release of The Green Hornet is set for January 14th of next year. Troubling subtext: January is a frequent dumping ground of projects nobody has confidence in.  Will Green Hornet end up in the red?  In related news, the new version of The Thing will be coming out on April 29th of next year. This Thing is technically a prequel to John Carpenter’s remake … so does that mean it’s also a ‘reboot’?  I’m trying to get a handle on this.

A sequel to Karate Kid is already in the works. Sequel + Reboot = SeeBoot. You read it here first.

Aishwarya Rai.

• A liberal group has created an on-line petition to stop Disney from putting Sarah Palin’s new Alaska/nature show on the Learning Channel.  My advice is to flood the email box of this website with enormous, 2mb photo images of Naughty Monkey pumps.

George Clooney has been made a member of the Council on Foreign Relations. That’s not the punch-line, that’s the actual news story.  He joins Michael Douglas and Warren Beatty on the Council’s Sub-Division on Global Narcissism.

Did Al Gore have an affair with Inconvenient Truth producer Laurie David? Or is it all just an on-line hoax?  Right now Al’s regretting inventing the internet.

• Obnoxious Brit left-winger Michael Winterbottom (The Road to Guantanamo, The Killer Inside Me) is at it again. His next project will apparently be The Promised Land, about the battle between Jewish insurgents and British occupiers in the Palestine of the 1930s. Winterbottom gets the perfect Brit-leftie 2-fer here: implying moral equivalency between Jews of the 1930s and contemporary Islamic terrorists, and comparing current American occupations to failed British occupations of the pre-World War II era. Silver lining? Nobody watches Michael Winterbottom’s films.

• AND IN TODAY’S MOST IMPORTANT NEWS … the Hollywood reporter takes time out to interview the lovely Indian star and former Miss Universe Aishwarya Rai, about her new film Ravaan.

And that’s what’s happening today in the wonderful world of Hollywood …

Posted on June 16th, 2010 at 5:36pm.