By Jason Apuzzo. • Inception was the #1 film at the box office for the 3rd straight weekend. This is unbelievably depressing, and I’m having flashbacks now to Avatar‘s box office run from earlier this year. Salt slipped to #3, behind Dinner for Schmucks. Actually, if you go to the cineplex these days, mostly what you’re getting is Cinema for Schmucks.
Sony really should’ve courted Fox News and others of us in the alternative media – far in advance – given how strongly anti-communist Salt is, and given the rather obvious fact that the film’s star is Jon Voight’s daughter. [Does this stuff really need to be spelled out?] The film’s somewhat tepid performance – in summer tentpole terms – is now basically killing its chances for big-time success, along with the potential of a franchise. What a shame. [Sigh.]
• Battle: Los Angeles has some interesting new posters out, including one (see left) that riffs off the War on Terror. [Look closely and you’ll see the film’s alien in the background.] Just last week the LA Times’ Patrick Goldstein and I had a kind of on-line discussion over whether the current new crop of sci-fi flicks are reflecting contemporary anxieties about war, terrorism, etc. I think this poster more or less makes the point, yes? It’s fascinating to me that while extraordinary movies about the actual terrorist threat like Four Lions struggle to get distribution, Hollywood apparently has no trouble sublimating the exact same anxieties into sci fi projects like this one. Don’t get me wrong … I think it’s great that they put this stuff into sci fi, because it makes these pictures more relevant to our world – but I would also appreciate it if movies about the actual terrorist threat got a chance, yes? This is something that, for example, Frank Miller has recently been saying.
• In other fantasy/sci-fi news, the new Frank Miller/Zack Snyder Xerxes may be further along than previously thought, and David Fincher talks today about his possible forthcoming adaptation of 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. Basically 50% of Hollywood has been attached to a 20,000 Leagues remake at some point. Also there’s also some minor news today about the forthcoming Jack Ryan reboot Moscow, starring Star Trek‘s Chris Pine.
• BREAKING: Variety says MGM has apparently also been developing its own sci-fi/alien feature, an updated big screen adaptation of The Outer Limits. Our old acquaintance Cale Boyter, who’s been a guest at the Liberty Film Festival, is overseeing this project for MGM.
• The Wall Street Journal has just figured out that foreign audiences are starting to shape what kind of projects get green-lit in Hollywood. Those of us here at LFM would like to congratulate the Journal on this fresh insight!
• The ladies of Mad Men are apparently under orders to keep their curves, and not get too thin! Isn’t this refreshing! This is ostensibly to preserve the period look of the show, but I think the emaciated look is also getting old. Jolie didn’t always look convincing in her fight scenes in Salt, for example, because she looked almost as gaunt as Michael Jackson.
• Shocker: more showbiz money still goes to Democrats, by roughly a 73%-27% margin. This isn’t just because of all the liberal messaging in films; it’s also because Republicans rarely encourage artists sympathetic to their side, particularly if those artists happen to be under the age of 80. You reap what you sow.
• Stallone’s Expendables is tracking well, and is otherwise getting plenty of hype. I wish I cared. Nothing I’ve seen about this flick looks even remotely interesting – it just looks like a bad 80’s action film rehash that would normally go straight to DVD. We’ll see. I’ll be happy if it does well … but does that mean I have to see it? [Sigh.] Stallone’s also making noises about a Rambo prequel that he might direct but not star in.
• Liam Neeson has dropped out of Steven Spielberg’s Abraham Lincoln project. It sounds like this project’s just been too long in development, basically, and there still isn’t even a script. (Tony Kushner’s writing it.) I think this film isn’t going to happen, because Spielberg’s doing his World War I flick next and then probably Indy 5.
• David Hasselhoff got roasted the other evening, and former Baywatch girls showed up to participate. That must have been fun. In related news, some former Baywatch girls are about to get their own reality TV series, just like everybody else!
• Mel Gibson is hiring! Don’t you love this? Icon Productions is looking for its next batch of interns. Really what they should be looking for are paralegals.
• Spike Lee is doing a documentary on the BP oil spill, but BP won’t talk to him. Actually I think that’s because of how bad Inside Man was.
• AND IN TODAY’S MOST IMPORTANT NEWS … Percy Jackson star Erica Cerra says she’d like to play Wonder Woman. I’m glad somebody wants to play that role nowadays! Erica’s already got a head start on everybody else because she doesn’t have tattoos …
And that’s what’s happening today in the wonderful world of Hollywood.
Posted on August 2nd, 2010 at 6:16pm.