By Patricia Ducey. It’s lonely at the top.
That’s the premise of Dreamworks’ latest 3-D animated toon, Megamind. In a story that mines this rich thematic vein, we watch as two protagonists – the balding blue-headed ‘Megamind’ and his nemesis, the superhero ‘Metro Man’ – come to this sad realization. Metro Man finds his superhero status a burden, whereas the bumbling Megamind is revealed to be no brilliant, lonely anti-hero like Charles Foster Kane, nor an ambitious Huey Long figure – nor a god-man brought low by flying too close to the sun. Instead, he is the pitiable product of a lousy childhood – and this ‘he’s depraved on account of he’s deprived‘ trope proves the less successful aspect of the story.
I’m reminded of those great lyrics from West Side Story:
Dear kindly Sergeant Krupke,
You gotta understand,
It’s just our bringin’ up-ke
That gets us out of hand.
Our mothers all are junkies,
Our fathers all are drunks.
Golly Moses, naturally we’re punks!
Megamind borrows liberally from other cartoon narratives, especially Superman’s. A planet in a far-off galaxy is about to self-destruct, so two sets of parents rocket their babies off into the ether – hoping they find safety on firmer ground. In a pure accident of fate, one baby lands under the Christmas tree in the home of a loving, intact family – while the other alights in a prison yard. Predictably, the loved child grows up to be a superhero, albeit a bit of a conceited prig, and the prison baby grows up to be Megamind. But Megamind chooses the dark side, in true psycho-babble fashion, only after Metro Man and the other kids at school bully and tease him. If they think I’m bad, I might as well be bad, he figures. Thus their lifelong rivalry begins, and Megamind is satisfied with conjuring up devilish plans and having the occasional plot hit its mark. He can’t even imagine that one day he might actually defeat Metro Man – yet it happens, much to his surprise.
Megamind revels in his triumph for a time – The king is dead, long live the king! He raids the Federal Reserve, steals the Mona Lisa, and runs Metro City into the ground. Something is missing, though – so in disguise, he woos newswoman Roxanne Ritchi (like Cyrano wooing Roxanne). Will Megamind discover his inner good guy? Will Roxanne learn that a man’s heart is more important that his looks?
I think you know the answer.
All well and good. The weak link in the story, though, turns on the fate of Metro Man. Megamind thoroughly defeats him. Yet in Act 3 our supposedly dead hero reappears; apparently he faked his own death so he could drop out, grow a beard, and read self-help books. He abandons Metro City – just when the people need him – to search for self-fulfillment. And at last he finds his true calling: he’ll become a rock star! But his singing and guitar plucking are rather wanting. Who cares? He feels fulfilled! This is where the story (and his character arc) clunk to a stop, at least for an adult. He never wises up and returns to his responsibilities, even as Roxanne urges him to – forgetting the one true superhero credo: “With great power there must come great responsibility.”
The animation and 3-D effects in Megamind, though, are stunning, with incredible range and variety. On the micro side, a baby chewing on his finger is irresistibly sweet, while the billowing satin of Megamind’s cape adds to his creepy allure. On the macro level, director Tim McGrath’s depth of field recalls the artistry of a Greg Tolland or William Wyler, with action bursting out of the screen on all three axes. The evil Titan lashes the damsel Roxanne to the highest skyscraper in Metro City, and Metro Man careens down the concrete canyons of Wall Street; the film is truly a 90-minute roller coaster ride. In addition, McGrath inserts jokes for the grownups: a Marlon Brando/Jor-El parody as Megamind’s father, a political poster a la the famous Obama ‘Hope’ poster, etc.
Celebrity voices are a given in these big studio animations, but Will Ferrell’s performance takes it to a new level. He doesn’t just voice Megamind – he inhabits him. Pitch- and tone-perfect, Megamind’s character – otherworldly and cruel – always carries with it a hint of the warmth and greatness to come. And Ferrell’s artful inflections resonate with old style theater English rather than today’s slacker patois – Ron Burgundy is nowhere to be found. Tina Fey as Roxanne tamps her snark and delivers a smart performance, and nerdish Jonah Hill is perfect as the hapless Hal/Titan.
Megamind is but one of a new slate of 3-D movies, the latest Hollywood innovation designed to lure families away from their TVs, and 3-D has taken some criticism recently as just a fad or ripoff. At $13 per ticket (and $6 for popcorn), it’s an expensive day out for a family, and certainly there have been some gruesome excesses associated with this new technology. But today’s 3-D is really just a high-tech version of various tricks-of-the-eye filmmakers have experimented with for over a century; and, indeed, if the early wizards of cinema were alive today they would likely have embraced it.
So enjoy. Megamind’s animation artistry is worth the steep price of admission. The story? Not so much. That knowing musical send-up of political correctness from West Side Story I mentioned above was written 50 years ago – and it still rings true.
Gee, Officer Krupke, we’re very upset;
We never had the love that every child oughta get.
We ain’t no delinquents,
We’re misunderstood.
Deep down inside us there is good!Dear kindly Judge, your Honor,
My parents treat me rough.
With all the marijuana,
They won’t give me a puff.
They didn’t wanna have me,
But somehow I was had.
Leapin’ lizards, that’s why I’m so bad!My daddy beats my mommy,
My mommy clobbers me.
My grandpa is a commie,
My grandma pushes tea.
My sister wears a mustache,
My brother wears a dress.
Goodness gracious, that’s why I’m a mess!
Posted on November 7th, 2010 at 9:51am.
It’s always a bad sign when they put the first 5 minutes of a movie on the internet. The last one to do that was the “Golden Compass” and now “Megamind”. Still, it’s great for someone like me trying to decide if I’m going to invest my limited entertainment dollars in a movie.
The points you brought up were apparent in the free first 5 minutes online, which was mainly talky on the nose exposition. The powerful but arrogant and narcissistic white male super hero with the “advantaged” up bringing vs the underdog “ethnic” villain who had all the “bad breaks”. Terrific.
I expect it will see a lot of business from Democrats looking to cheer themselves up over the events of the last week. For the rest of us, I’d say save your money to buy the DVD of “Despicable Me”, a similar premise but done with far more charm and wit without the heavy handed left wing messaging. Not to mention it was made for 80 mill and pulled in 450mill worldwide.
Yes, Despicable Me was definitely better and funnier. Like I said this story just fell flat.