LFM Review: Love Crimes of Kabul

By Joe Bendel. Witness Islamic Sharia Law in practice. It is impossible to consider it anything less than institutionalized misogyny after observing the prosecution of “moral crimes” in Afghanistan. With remarkable frankness, Iranian-American filmmaker Tanaz Eshaghian takes viewers inside the Badam Bagh women’s prison, where half the inmates are incarcerated on dubious morals charges in Love Crimes of Kabul, one of the laudable selections of the 2011 Human Rights Watch Film Festival that actually addresses human rights abuses.

All three of Kabul’s primary POV figures are bright and attractive young women. All three stand accused of the heinous crime of premarital sex, but only one of them actually engaged in what would be perfectly legal behavior in a rational society. Not to be spoilery, but care to guess which one gets the most lenient sentence? Indeed, it quickly becomes apparent that justice has no place whatsoever in Islamic Law.

Easily the most shocking case is that of seventeen year old Sabereh, who simply had the misfortune to be caught eating a meal alone with a boy. Suspiciously, when a medical examination confirms her virginity, the prosecution switches gears, charging her with sodomy – the equivalent of going nuclear. Of course, Eshaghian’s cameras were banned from Sabereh’s trial, lest the railroading be exposed to sunlight, but the fix was obviously in.

At first, Kabul makes the audience’s blood boil, but as the full implications of the injustices perpetrated in Badam Bagh become clear, viewers’ stomachs will turn to ice. Eschewing talking heads and voiceovers, Eshaghian captures a visceral sense of life for the accused. She also records some brutally honest conversations as the women struggle with their Kafkaesque situations. Despite the relatively short running time, Eshaghian patiently lets scenes play out so viewers can appreciate their full import. Though her overall access is quite impressive, when her cameras are banned (as during Sabereh’s “trial”), the significance is similarly inescapable.

While Eshaghian’s unfiltered approach is undeniably bold and bracing, she leaves one rather obvious question largely unexplored. In fact, one of the most striking aspects of Kabul is the considerable presence of toddlers in Badam Bagh, who were either delivered while their mothers were serving their time or were essentially abandoned by their fathers. Strangely though, Kabul never tackles the issue of these true innocents growing up behind bars.

The injustices (ostensibly post-Taliban) faced by the women of Badam Bagh in general and young Sabereh in particular demand official American intervention. No doubt our current administration will get right on that, sometime after the U.S. Open. A shocking indictment, Kabul is a worthy companion film to The Green Wave, both of which are highly recommended at this HRWFF.  It screens today (6/22) at the Walter Reade Theater.  Part of HBO’s Documentary Films Summer Series, Kabul also airs on several of the network’s arms through July 27th.

Posted on June 22nd. 2011 at 1:13pm.

Megan Fox Joins Sacha Baron Cohen’s Saddam Satire The Dictator

By Jason Apuzzo. Hollywood Reporter broke the news yesterday that Megan Fox – and also John C. Reilly – will be making cameo appearances in Sacha Baron Cohen’s Saddam Hussein-based satire, The Dictator. I’ve made the daring editorial decision of featuring a picture of Ms. Fox above, rather than of Reilly.

We posted on The Dictator recently, I will reiterate here my excitement over what Cohen may have in store for us. His film is officially described as telling “the heroic story of a dictator who risked his life to ensure that democracy would never come to the country he so lovingly oppressed,” and is otherwise based on the romance novel Zabibah and The King, written by Saddam Hussein – yes, that Saddam Hussein. Dictators do stuff like this.

Cohen himself is said to play dual roles of a goat herder and a deposed dictator who gets lost in America. I assume that Cohen in his usual manner will find ways to satirize backwoods Americans as rubes and bigots … but the comic potential of him playing a Saddam-style dictator (not to mention a goat-herder) is off-the-charts, and this film is slowly achieving the status of ‘must-see’ in my book. I just hope he keeps it under an X rating.

Megan Fox – the mega-babe and former Transformers star, whose Facebook fan page is apparently boasting around 26 million followers these days (how is that even possible?) – will also be joining cast members Anna Faris, Ben Kingsley and Jason Mantzoukas already in the film. Ms. Fox probably needs stuff like this happening for her now, what with Transformers: Dark of the Moon soon to debut without her. The Dictator is set for release on May 11th, 2012.

Footnote: MTV is currently covering the Transformers premiere in Moscow.

Posted on June 22nd, 2011 at 12:55pm.