Bollywood Courts Controversy: Tere Bin Laden

By Joe Bendel. “Banned in Pakistan” sounds like a heck of recommendation for a film. Yet, in the case of Abhishek Sharma’s Tere Bin Laden (a bit of wordplay roughly translating to “Without Bin Laden”) it is hard to understand why they bothered. A mildly amusing satire, Tere tweaks the American response to the September 11th terrorist attacks far more than its Al-Qaeda mastermind, but evidently the Pakistani authorities feared any comedic representation of Bin Laden would be provocative.  American audiences can judge for themselves today as Tere opens at select theaters nationwide (see listings here).

In a bit of a departure for Bollywood, Tere is set in Pakistan and stars the Pakistani popstar Ali Zafar as Ali Hassan, an aspiring journalist who dreams of making it big in America. Unfortunately, his departure is delayed by the 9-11 terrorist attack. When his flight finally leaves, his odd behavior (possible only in a slapstick comedy, given the obviously tense circumstances) is misinterpreted as a hijacking attempt. As a result, Hassan is barred from America for life.

Our young protagonist perseveres though, toiling away at a low rent news station, trying to raise cash for a new set of identity papers. Covering a rooster-crowing contest, Hassan spies a poultry breeder named Noora who is the spitting image of Bin Laden — okay, maybe that is a bit daring on the filmmaker’s part.

Peddling a fake bin Laden interview.

However, when the reporter bamboozles the eccentric Noora into making a counterfeit Bin Laden video, made up like his notorious double, the jokes really are not directed at Bin Laden, but primarily at his target -Hassan’s promised land of America. When the bogus tape hits the airwaves shortly thereafter, the American military naturally starts carpet-bombing Afghanistan out of sheer panic. Frankly, this is the sort of satire you can find in any number of American films. Of course, the Bollywood musical numbers are a different story, the best being Zafar’s mellow groover, “Bus Ek Soch.”

Ironically, the most endearing character of Tere is the likably goofy faux Bin Laden, played by Pradhuman Singh, who shows a flare for physical comedy and chicken wrangling. Zafar, who reportedly was once held for ransom by self-described Bin Laden supporters, is also reasonably engaging as Hassan. One can also understand why he might be gun-shy with satirical material that cuts too close to the bone.

The outrageous positions Bin Laden’s double finds himself in (chasing chickens with a grenade super-glued to his hand, for instance) may well help bring the mass murderer’s public image down to earth. If so, Tere could be a force for good. Still the Kumbaya ending, suggesting everyone can come together and work things out if America only reaches out to her enemies, is hardly an accurate reflection of the world as it is.

Ultimately, Tere plays it safe in choosing its targets. That it still found itself deemed “anti-Islam and anti-Pakistan,” with many censors apparently unable to distinguish between Bin Laden and a character clearly impersonating him within the context of the film, is probably more telling than anything in the film itself. For those intrigued by its backstory, Tere opens today (8/6) at the Big Manhattan (formerly ImaginAsian) Cinema for a one week run, with the possibility of extending, and in other theaters nationwide.

Posted on August 6th, 2010 at 3:09pm.

New Hawaii 5-0 Heroes To Fight Terrorism

By Jason Apuzzo. Word comes today from The Wall Street Journal that the new version of CBS’ classic Hawaii Five-O series – see the trailer above – will feature a plotline in which the show’s heroes fight terrorism.  How much of that they do, of course, remains to be seen (is there a lot of terrorism in Hawaii?).

Here’s the Journal:

In the original “Hawaii Five-O,” Jack Lord’s Steve McGarrett is an elite detective—and a bit of a straight arrow—whose arch-nemesis is Chinese communist spy Wo Fat. He’s too busy solving crimes to have much of a personal life.  For the new version of the cop show, writers crafted McGarrett in post-9/11 mode, as a third-generation military man armed with high-tech weapons to fight international terrorism.

So they’re going Jack Bauer this time out.  Interesting.  I’ve been aware for some time that they were rebooting this series, but was not aware until now that there might be an anti-terror subplot worked into the storyline.

I’m a fan of the original show – in fact, as an odd coincidence, I just started watching DVDs of the original series last week.  One of the things that made the original show so interesting – aside from its aggressive, in-your-face photography and editing, memorable score, and Jack Lord’s flinty persona – was the abundant international intrigue in the show.  The core villain of the original series was, indeed, a Chinese communist superspy named Wo Fat, played menacingly by Khigh Dheigh (also famous as the Chinese communist spymaster from The Manchurian Candidate).  The pilot of the series, for example, features Wo Fat immersing American counter-intelligence agents (including, eventually, Jack Lord’s Steve McGarrett character) into a special brain-washing tank, in order to squeeze information out of them.  Wo Fat comes across as a crafty, brilliant adversary – and his rivalry with Jack Lord would eventually extend over the entire twelve seasons of the show.

Fighting the Red Menace: Jack Lord as Steve McGarrett.

And anti-communism was actually an important subtext of the show.  Hawaii Five-O was, to some extent, a refashioning of John Wayne’s film Big Jim McLain – a film which had featured The Duke and sidekick  James Arness battling a communist cell in Hawaii … all while wearing impossibly stylish clothing, and romancing local beauties like Nancy Olsen.  Jack Lord himself had famously played C.I.A. agent Felix Leiter in the original James Bond film Dr. No, and Lord’s first major starring role was in the anti-communist cult classic The Red Menace – so the Red Scare was definitely in the air on this series.

My assumption going in is that this reboot will not come even close to being as good as the original.  That’s a given, for reasons I probably don’t need to elaborate on here.  [Essentially it boils down to this: they botch everything these days.]  The new show obviously won’t have Jack Lord – who played McGarrett as a kind of edgy, 1950s-style company man, always on the brink of going berserk – and above all they won’t have the style, the muted cool of the old series.  But at least they’ll be fighting terrorists, and that’s a plus.  And maybe at some point they’ll bring in a new, 21st century Wo Fat.  Who knows?

The trailer looks plain vanilla, frankly – albeit with a fair amount of hardware.  We’ll keep an eye on all this.

Had the best soundtrack on TV.

[LFM Contributor Steve Greaves chimes in: “As a side note, another ‘impossibly cool’ element that is likely to be missing (or if it is there, will exist in some sullied form) from the new series is the kinetic, iconic and just plain rockin’ opening of the show featuring Mort Stevens’ time-tested Hawaii 5-0 theme music.

“Being a film music composer and buff myself, I have to say that the slammin’ timpani and heavy backbeat that kicked off the stylish and punchy title sequence made for one of most memorable, macho and all around tasty bits of 60’s TV pre-music video era. While the trailer shows signs of keeping the main theme reasonably intact, no doubt the reboot will purloin and abuse the melody, adding the requisite techno elements and Limp Bisquity schlock rock guitar wash that sounds like every action trailer churned out these days. Let’s hope they keep it pure, as the original show’s sonic palette brought a unique character to the series and locales therein.

“For a real treat, travel back in time and take a listen to the original series soundtrack which features classic mid-century TV cue writing and execution at its finest. Naturally, it also makes for great tiki party background fare.”]

Posted on August 6th, 2010 at 12:28pm.

Sabrina & Capitalism

By David Ross. My wife and I rewatched Billy Wilder’s Sabrina (1954) with our five-year-old daughter. I must be growing old and stodgy, because Audrey Hepburn’s pixie beauty excited me less than the film’s burble of conservative – or at least capitalist – sentiment.

Humphrey Bogart plays Linus Larrabee, an industrialist whose various empire-building activities the film seems more or less to endorse. His latest brainchild is an indestructible sugar-based plastic. In the interest of vertical integration, he’s arranged for his playboy brother David (William Holden) to marry a sugar heiress, setting the stage for the following exchange:

David: You’ve got all the money in the world.

Linus: What’s money got to do with it? If money were all there was to it, it’d hardly be worthwhile going to the office. Money is a by-product.

David: What’s the main objective, power?

Linus: Ah, that’s become a dirty word.

David: Well, then, what’s the urge? You’re going into plastics now. What will that prove?

Linus: Prove? Nothing much. A new product has been found, something of use to the world, and so a new industry moves into an undeveloped area. Factories go up, machines are brought in, a harbor is dug, and you’re in business. It’s purely coincidental of course that people who never saw a dime before suddenly have a dollar and barefooted kids wear shoes and have their teeth fixed and their faces washed. What’s wrong with a kind of an urge that gives people libraries, hospitals, baseball diamonds, and movies on a Saturday night?

Throwback.

It’s true enough that Linus bolts from the boardroom to catch the steamer that’s conveying Sabrina (i.e. Audrey) to Paris, but there’s no suggestion that he repudiates his former life. He loves Sabrina; Paris is incidental. He will presumably return and resume his role as an Atlas – or at least chess master – of industrialism, without apologies.

The great figure of the film, however, is Linus’ father Oliver Larrabee (Walter Hampden). He’s a reactionary of the nineteenth century, an unrepentant, cigar-sneaking, Martini-swilling robber baron, in comparison to whom the sniveling, canoodling modern (David) and the Ivy League bean-counter (Linus) are wan indeed; in the end, the film’s particular affection is for the salty throwback.

When David announces that he’s in love with Sabrina, the chauffeur’s daughter, Linus temporizes, “This is the 20th century.” Mr. Larrabee responds with one of the great reactionary bons mots:

“The 20th century? Why, I could pick a century out of hat blindfolded and come up with a better one.”

Who knows whether this line conveys genuine ire, or whether it’s meant merely in fun. What impresses me is its mere awareness that history is a dodgy business, with the implication that those who believe ‘we’re the ones we’ve been waiting for’ must at least argue their point.

Posted on August 6th, 2010 at 7:23am.